Law and Order

In wine alone I'll state my case,

for he alone can see my face.

Distressed am I, no damsel weak,

a male am I just so to speak.

None dare touch none of my knees,

you'll spoil my plan, leave me, now please.

not knives inside these calves you'll see,

but keys to gates and cells for me.

Then my lawyer, he comes in peace,

brave and valiant, a knight you'll miss.

When all is done, when all will stand,

I'll cut his throat with my bear hand.

Guilty, Guilty, your honour please,

smite me down, please do with ease.

You'll grant me peace, though filled with grease,

all your courts with gold will seize!

Silence, Silence, all take their seat,

I'll settle matters here on my feet.

This drunk killed none but threw my drink,

poor wine of mine, you'll surely sink!

Address the cry you cried in heat,

I'll do so now, just in a beat.

If what you say, we do not do,

those banks of ours be blank, yes too.

"A hungry man if I'll be too,

if I be damned, I'll be like you!"

"Now ev'ry one in here heard you,

if you'll be damned, its now dear Hugh!"